Mersons Lost His Marbles

Last updated : 21 February 2005 By Mister Happy
Merson's post match comments after the dreadful MK Dons bore draw were rather alarming.

Speaking to a local radio station Merson claimed that he believed it would be easier to get a result away to Luton than it would be to get a result at home against the MK Dons. WHAT!

Let me get this right. Luton Town have demonstrated that they are the best team in the league by far having lost only 4 matches all season. We, on the other hand, have an abysmal away record with only 2 victories to our name.

And yet, in Merse's world (or should that be Wayne's World) we have a better chance of gaining 3 points at Kenilworth Road than playing at home against a team in the relegation zone.

Wahaay! Where's the funny fags?